g2gfast:

today my little brother (hes six) put a seashell to his ear and told me the ocean said im a nerd

(Source: milfhouse)

okaymad:

"i think he likes me"

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my meals in the summer
breakfast: 3pm
dinner: 11pm
more food: 1am
midnight snack: 4am

memyselfandhate:

iamonlydorb:

sucysucyfivedolla:

the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg

oh no I’m not falling for this one again

what

(Source: sucymemebabaran)

kyleerenaee:

Whenever I’m getting ready to go out I always feel like I look cute. Then I see other girls and that feeling is shattered.

alri9ht:

making up for low grades with high calories

expels:

my talents include stress eating and falling in love with people that will never love me back

startrekspeare:

"what’s a queen without her king?" well, historically, better